Tax Guru-Ker$tetter Letter

Thursday, January 22, 2004

What Isn't Taxed?
Courtesy of one of the posters on the QuickFinders message board:

Tax his cow, tax his goat
Tax his pants, tax his coat
Tax his tires, tax his shirt
Tax his work, tax his dirt
Tax his chew, tax his smoke
Teach him taxes are no joke
Tax his land, tax his wages
Tax the bed in which he lays
Tax his tractor, tax his mule
Teach him taxes are the rule
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink
Tax him if he tries to think
Tax his booze, tax his beers
If he cries, tax his tears
Tax his bills, tax his gas
Tax his notes, tax his cash
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes he has no dough
If he hollers, tax him more
Tax him 'til he's good and sore
Tax his coffin, tax his grave
Tax the sod in which he lays
Put these words upon his tomb:
"Taxes drove me to my doom."
And when he's gone we won't relax
We'll still be after his inheritance tax!

- posted by Kerry M. Kerstetter, MBA~CPA~ATP~ATA @ 1/22/2004 07:32:00 PM Send this post: