Tax Guru-Ker$tetter Letter
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Criminal Money Makers
Big-bill bearer: Just a mistake - The idiot woman who tried to use a million dollar bill to buy things from Wal-Mart claims it was a mistake, but that she thought the bill was real. Definitely a John Kerry voter.
Pals tell all about counterfeiting - These idiots even burned up some of their fake twenties while cooking them in a microwave oven.
Dialing For Dollars - I'm always interested in creative ways people try to make money. Of course, some of those ways aren't exactly kosher. These guys scammed the phone company out of half a million smackers by auto-dialing two million 800 numbers and receiving a commission of 24 cents for each call.